Dual Blondes – Sun, 31 May 2009
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MayQ: What do you call two blondes driving a convertible with the top down?
A: Dual Airbags!
Runs Around a Field – Sat, 30 May 2009
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MayQ: What runs around a field but never moves? A: A fence
Clinton Jokes – Fri, 29 May 2009
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MayQ: What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky? A: The pool table in the oval office.
Blonde and the Blinkers – Thu, 28 May 2009
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MayA blonde and her boyfriend had just come back from a party when the boyfriend asked the blonde if his car’s headlights were blinking.brbrThe blonde replied, Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
Limbless Ladies – Wed, 27 May 2009
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MayQ: What do you say to a girl with no legs, no arms, and no head?
A: Nice boobs.
Polish beauty – Tue, 26 May 2009
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MayQ: What do you call a good looking woman in Poland? A: A tourist.
Roman Times – Mon, 25 May 2009
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MayQ: Do you know why the Roman Coliseum went out of business?
A: The lions were eating up all the prophets.
Yo Momma So Stupid – Sun, 24 May 2009
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MayYo momma so stupid she returned a CD because it had a hole in the middle.
Blonde Soldiers – Sat, 23 May 2009
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MayQ: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Burger Babies – Fri, 22 May 2009
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MayQ: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
