Who’s your role model?

FIND OUT  WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON’T SCROLL DOWN  YET.
DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.

It’s CRAZY how accurate this is!

No peeking!

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3

4) Then again  Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the
calculator….)

5) You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit  number….

6) Add the digits  together

Now  Scroll down
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With that number,  see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list  below:

1. Einstein
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Snoopy
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8. Babe Ruth
9. Tom Perricone

10. JFK

I just have that effect on  people.  One day, you too can be like  me.

Why are you laughing???

P. S.  Stop picking different numbers!!!  I AM YOUR IDOL ..JUST DEAL WITH
IT!!!!!!

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Motorcycle Texting

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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the W D-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know him or her.

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem..

**Daily Thought:**

***SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES . .. . NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. ***

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The Landlord – Will Ferrel

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An Italian Boy’s Confession

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl’.

The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’

‘Yes, Father, it is.’

‘And who was the girl you were with?’

‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’.

“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’

‘I cannot say.’

‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’

‘I’ll never tell.’

‘Was it Nina Capelli?’

‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’

‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’

‘My lips are sealed.’

‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’

‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that..
But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.’

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’

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Alcohol = Health

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine….and those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientist have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Liquor = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.

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Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize BF is On Vacay! Funny!

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Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt

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Chevy Volt to Get 230 MPG Rating

Chevy Volt

General Motors announced on Tuesday that its upcoming Chevrolet Volt extended-range electric vehicle will be given a city fuel economy rating of at least 230 miles per gallon by the EPA, nearly five times more efficient than the current Toyota Prius.

The Volt, which runs purely on electricity for the first 40 miles of driving, carries a small internal combustion engine on board to generate electricity after the battery has drained. The EPA is currently developing a special methodology to calculate fuel efficiency for vehicles that work in this fashion which averages the results of test cycles run separately in electric and internal combustion modes.

The Volt’s highway and combined fuel economy ratings have not been calculated yet, but during the press conference, GM’s C.E.O. Fritz Henderson said that that the combined figure would be in the triple digits, meaning at least 100 mpg.

The 4-passenger hatchback is expected to go on sale in late 2010 for approximately $40,000.

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Brilliant Woman Solves All of California’s Problems

It’s amazing this woman knows how to dress herself in the morning! lol

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