PERRICONE'S WORLD

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which [...]

These are great!  Why not celebrate the occasion?

*In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. *
*On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public
intoxication. *
*The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on [...]

Crap, I am already on the 3rd one!!!

New research confirms that drinking alcohol in large quantities produces many of the same benefits as yoga!
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, [...]

Cursing at Work
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul
language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no
longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express [...]

Justice in TAMPA, FL (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Hillsborough County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in [...]