PERRICONE'S WORLD

A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She  asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh!  Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,”  he replied. Intrigued,  she asked. “How  can you tell them apart?” He  responded, “3  were on a beer can, 2  were [...]

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked, ‘How much for that [...]

A guy is 72years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked in the water and there, [...]

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss. (Read this to yourself aloud – it’s a must!) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has [...]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large Sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in [...]

For the  Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person.. I was fired for ordering the cups.