PERRICONE'S WORLD

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.  They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. [...]

After his physical examination, the doctor said to the old man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”  ”In fact, I do.” said the old man. “After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her [...]

How to correctly hold on in a moving train. No, No……..the older guy by the door…

An Irish guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d realize that’s a sheep, not a [...]

An 70-year-old man from was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 70-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, [...]

Having Mom Over For Dinner You don’t even have to be a mother to enjoy this one… Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mum had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and [...]